How to make a Maddie - a step-by-step guide: Firstly, take a pair of lungs (large); to these, add a guitar. You now have your basic Maddie. Blend with a tablespoon of mixed styles (we recommend jazz, rock and folk), and a dash of lyrical interest. Season with a pinch of eclectisism and top with large red hair. This recipe is popular at gigs, and can also be obtained premade from www.maddie-jones.co.uk