Formed from the ashes of many an old Blackpool band, "Goddamn" Ben Jones, Rob "van Riot" Hill and Dave "The Dragon" Holden moved to Manchester and recruited Andy Hellfire (real name, allegedly) and Scarlett Venom (definitely a stage name) to round off their quarrelling sound styles and produce something truly new and inspiring.

The band are aged from "young enough to change their ways" to "old enough to know better", and range in attractiveness from "get your coat, you've pulled" to "I had to sit down for ten minutes after he winked at me".

They are available for any and all events, but are generally better suited to places far away from children, impressionable adults, the highly sensitive, and law enforcement agencies.

Description

ALL THE MUSIC IS ON THE "BAND PROFILE" SECTION.

ALL THE TWEETING IS AT http://www.twitter.com/P_McKenzie_Band

You take a little rock. You take a little dance. You take a little baggy. You take a little style and profile. You stick it in a pot. You gets the Precious McKenzie. Music you want to sleep with but daren't because it looks sticky.