Hello, world. I'd like to take this rare opportunity to refer to myself in the third person. *ahem* Tyler Massey is an uncomplicated person. He likes to sip Cristal and polish his yacht collection. He enjoys the simple things in life, like stepping on snails barefoot and nude origami. He wishes that he had a proper Hobo Name, and is open to suggestions.

Like so many other glamourous, self-important people, he was born in America. It's not important WHERE. Really, it's not.

Read more about Tyler Massey on Last.fm.

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