Danny Dyer criticises 'nothingy' One Direction in new autobiography

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Danny Dyer has hit out at One Direction in his new autobiography saying he has "seen holograms with more presence." 

Amazingly, Dyer failed to call anyone a "feathery little mug", although he did say "there's no soul to it [One Direction's music]."  

Published in The World according To Danny Dyer: Life Lessons From The East End, the book reads, "I do not understand how they've sold more than The Beatles and The Stones. How can that be? I've met 'em and they're OK but pretty unremarkable kind of blokes". 

He continues to say, "Most of 'em are so bland and nothingy that you wonder if they could get an automatic door to open for 'em. I've seen holograms with more presence."

Jumping to the other end of the spectrum, he compares Harry Styles with Noel Gallagher saying, "I'm sure Noel would have been advised against calling his brother a slag but it's a sight more entertaining than Harry telling you what his favourite colour is."

And on that note, here's Noel calling Zayn a "fucking idiot".  

*Not an actual quote, although we wish it was.