Noel Gallagher offers Zayn Malik some career advice

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In another expletive filled rant at just about anyone and everything, Noel Gallagher once again lit up our afternoon regarding his recent interview with Rolling Stone. 

In light of Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, Noel branded him a "fucking idiot" for wanting to be a 'normal 22 year old'. And this is what he had to say, "It's strange thing for that lad to have done at that age. The greatest quote was - I laughed out loud when I read it, I just want to be a normal 22 year old."

"Pft. Who wants to be a normal 22 year old? Hang on a minute. You can be fucking anything that moves, and you're getting paid half a million dollars a week. You fucking idiot."

"You want to be a normal 22 year old? Have you met any normal 22 year olds? They’re fucking shit-for-brains. What are you talking about you fucking idiot?" 

With Noel's thoughts thoroughly ironed out towards Zayn's departure, he gave his take on the launch of Jay-Z's Tidal Service - listen in full above. Labelling the likes of Madonna, Chris Martin, Rihanna and Kanye West, "Jay Z's Minions", he went on to say, "Do these people think they're the fucking Avengers? They're going to save the fucking (world)" - LOL.  

Noel Gallagher's High Flyin' Birds play at Calling Festival on Saturday 4th July, and you can read our review of his album 'Chasing Yesterday'.