Bluetooth Bangers: "Any Jungle In Guy?"

Alright, junglists, listen up! This is Koops from Koop’s Jungle Record Store with the ultimate announcement for all the heads, dancers, and crate-diggers! This Saturday night, we’re bringing our store to Lakota and tearing up the floor like it’s ’94 with an original soundbwoy session.

Expect nothing but the deepest, darkest, heaviest cuts that’ve been living in the back of my record store, just waiting for a night like this. We’re talking amen breaks that’ll melt your face off, basslines to shake your soul, and drops to remind you why jungle still reigns supreme.

Our selectors for the night? Only the rudest junglists in town, spinning everything from classic riddims to those obscure dubplates you’ve only ever heard rumors of. And yeah, we’ve got special guests — proper heads who’ve been in the game since before you even knew what a dubplate was.

So whether you’re a die-hard junglist or fresh on the scene, this night’s gonna be a vibe. Jungle’s not just music – it’s community, it’s culture, it’s everything. Let’s move, groove, and lose ourselves in the madness.

This night could turn Hare Krishna into a bad boy.