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Jack And The Beanstalk

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Saturday 23rd November 2024 - Saturday 11th January 2025
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Jack And The Beanstalk

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About

He's Behind You presents

JACK AND THE BEANSTALK: WHAT A WHOPPER!

Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper with songs by Jon Bradfield

Directed by Andrew Beckett

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (★★★★★ "the best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly).

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

Responses to last year’s panto from the same team:

★★★★★ “The hit of the festive season” – The Stage

★★★★ “Terrifically entertaining” – Gay Times

★★★★★ “I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a theatre ever” – Box Office Radio

★★★★ “A filthy festive delight. Outstanding” – All That Dazzles

★★★★★ “The pantomime we never knew we needed. A must-see” The Live Review

Written by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper

Songs by Jon Bradfiely

Directed by Andrew Beckett

Featuring Matthew Baldwin as the Dame

Produced by Oli Sones for He’s Behind You Ltd

Executive Producer Investors in Theatre

Access Information

The theatre and bar have unimpeded access from the Strand or Embankment into the foyer of the venue. From here there is level access to Balcony One for the Theatre, box office, disabled toilet facilities, the bars and restaurant. The main stalls level is 16 steps down from the main entrance, with handrails on either side. The toilets for the main stalls are a further 8 steps down from the doors to the Theatre. Seating within the theatre is gently raked from row C onwards. Row K on the central aisle is on the same level as the doors to the theatre and has the most leg room of all rows.

Complimentary tickets are offered for carers attending a performance.

For access via Villiers Street, the box office will supply an access code upon request if called ahead of time.

Balcony One has removable seating for up to 4 wheelchairs. The area has an excellent view of the stage and level access from the foyer.

The venue welcomes assistance dogs.

Venue access line: 0207 925 8040

Cancellation Policy

No refunds or exchanges after purchase.

Good To Know

Latecomers will be admitted to the auditorium when a suitable break in the performance occurs but admission cannot always be guaranteed.

Strong language and innuendo, scenes of a sexual nature

Suitable For Children

18+ no children permitted.  

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